Smart Indian Sales Boy ;-)

The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"

The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."

Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down."How many sales did you make today?"

Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."

The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day."

If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the salebfor?"

Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64"

Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"

The actual scene happened….

Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.


Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.

I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.

Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"

Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind."

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend SanathanaGopalan (his alias name is also Raghavan ;-) for sharing this through an e-mail.

Cleanliness Vs Truthfulness

Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

Courtesy: Thanks to my friends Vish for sharing this through an e-mail....

Sardar Jeee #4: Sardar in Train

Aaj Tak" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:

Correspondent: How did this happen?

Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.

Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?

Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up....

IT Joke #4 : bit fields....

Ravi: shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ...

Anand: How do u know...?

Ravi: he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!

IT Joke #3 : Pass by Reference

Guy 1 : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 rupees to Suthi?

Guy 2 : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference..

;-)

IT Joke #2 : Physical Address

Ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...

Somu: how do u say that?

Ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

Sardar Jeee #3 :Telugu Speaking Child

One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......

Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

O O O O

O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O ....

Guess wat is it? Confused!!?....................

Its beginning of Himesh Reshmiya's song.

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend SR Mohanarajan for sharing this through an sms.

24 Ants & 1 Elephant

Once 24 ants went for swimming. An elephant came there for bathing.

When the elephant jumped into the river all the 23 Ants were thrown to the bank. Only one Ant was sitting on the head of the elephant.

Then all the 23 ants shouted.."Push him into the water and kill him dude.." ;-)

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an sms.

A guy had 7 fingers

A guy had 7 fingers and his friends called him Arjun....

Why?

Guess......


Bcos his name was Arjun....


Cool down for me the sms is free of cost .. tats y even these kinda sms.. He he he .;-)

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an sms.

A Rose is always....

A Rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in d clay pot.

Same way ur always my FRIEND whether ur in African forest or Vandalore Zoo .......;-)

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an sms.

Thinking of Meee ;-)

Hi.....



Wat r u doin??



Thinking about me ??



How sweet....



I am also doing the same thing.....



Thinking about myself ..!;-) Good night!

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an sms.

Mirror Effect!

Could you recall that day when you went to a doll shop and asked how much that MONKEY doll costs?

The shopkeeper replied that "it was a mirror.."

Sweet Memories...

Courtesy: Archana through sms

Sardar Jeee #2 : Sardar and Indian Flag

Sardar going to shop to buy an Indian flag.

Sardar: Do you have India Flag?

Shopkeeper : Yes Sir! Its here..

Sardar: Can i get it in some other colour? ;-)

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an sms.

IT Joke #1 : Float instead of Double!

Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?

Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

Sardar jeee #1 - Sardar & Mosquito

A Sardar was getting bitten by mosquitos the whole night. He got irritated...

Drank Poison and said "Ab kaato saalo, maroge!"...!! ;-)

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend SR Mohanarajan for sharing this through an sms.