Not Caring?

Hey I sent you many msgs but i hv not received even a single msg from u.

So i'll delete your number.. Gud bye..

 

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Sardar sends dis 2 Customer Care ;-)

 

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Muralikanthan for sending this through an sms.

Sardarji and the Travel Time

Sardar: Could you please tell me the time duration for travelling from Mumbai to New Delhi?
Executive: Just a second sir..
Sardar: Oh... Thanks!! I dint expect to be this much faster journey! ;-)

Cute GrandPa and GrandMa

Cute GrandPa and GrandMa

[Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an e-mail]

A Grandpa and a Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together.


They made a decision, one day, to make it "yesterday once more".


They made a date on the river bank they used to go when they were young.


The next day, grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come.


But Grandpa ended up in disappointment as Grandma never showed up even after sunset.


Grandpa went home in such anger.


He opened the door, seeing Grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow.


He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: " Why didn't you come to our date?!!"


Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly:















”Mom didn't allow me to go..." ;))))

A Diary Entry of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives

A Diary Entry of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives.... Four times in a single day. Read till the end.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some
whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.

I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today . .. .four times !!!!

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Mohanarajan SR for sharing this through an e-mail.

27th Alphabet

Which is the 27th alphabet in english..?

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Searching for the answer? Which school da chellam nee?

courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana for sharing this through an sms.