Good Understanding

Wife 2 Husband: See that is my first boyfriend at bar, he has been drinking since i left him 10 years ago.

Husband: Nonsense! No one can celebrate that long!!

Not Caring?

Hey I sent you many msgs but i hv not received even a single msg from u.

So i'll delete your number.. Gud bye..

 

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Sardar sends dis 2 Customer Care ;-)

 

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Muralikanthan for sending this through an sms.

Sardarji and the Travel Time

Sardar: Could you please tell me the time duration for travelling from Mumbai to New Delhi?
Executive: Just a second sir..
Sardar: Oh... Thanks!! I dint expect to be this much faster journey! ;-)

Cute GrandPa and GrandMa

Cute GrandPa and GrandMa

[Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an e-mail]

A Grandpa and a Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together.


They made a decision, one day, to make it "yesterday once more".


They made a date on the river bank they used to go when they were young.


The next day, grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come.


But Grandpa ended up in disappointment as Grandma never showed up even after sunset.


Grandpa went home in such anger.


He opened the door, seeing Grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow.


He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: " Why didn't you come to our date?!!"


Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly:















”Mom didn't allow me to go..." ;))))

A Diary Entry of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives

A Diary Entry of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives.... Four times in a single day. Read till the end.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some
whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.

I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY .... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today . .. .four times !!!!

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Mohanarajan SR for sharing this through an e-mail.

27th Alphabet

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Searching for the answer? Which school da chellam nee?

courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana for sharing this through an sms.

Choose the Best Profession..

Never Kiss a Lawyer, she will say,"I OBJECT"..

Never Kiss a nurse, she will say, "NEXT"...

Always kiss a teacher, she will say, "DO IT FIVE TIMES". ;-)

Courtesy: My friend Santhana Gopalan K for sharing this via an SMS.

How are you?

Those Sparkling eyes...


That Amazing Face..


A 100 Watt Smile..


The Enthu Stride..


The Cheerful Talk...


That Charming Personality..

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I'm still the same.. How are you? ;-)

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an sms.

Women's favorite email of the year!!!

STATUTORY WARNING:
Make sure you are alone because the sound you make while laughing should not disturb your neighbors!!

This email has been voted as women's favorite email of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. A men.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping.

Then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Santhanagopalan for sharing this through an e-mail.

A Successful Man is One...

A Successful Man is one who builds a house by the stones
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which are thrown by others on him! ;-)

Courtesy: Thanks to my friend Archana Muralidharan for sharing this through an SMS.